It powers 77% of the web. And it's actually good now.
Stop pretending PHP is still the language from 2004. It's not. Modern PHP has JIT compilation, immutability via readonly, enums, attributes, and a type system that rivals TypeScript.
No build steps. No transpilation. No bundling. No 900MB node_modules. Just write code and deploy. That's the superpower everyone forgot about.
Modern PHP isn't just better. It's unrecognizable from its past.
The PHP ecosystem in 2026 rivals anything out there. TypeScript-level type safety. Jest-level testing. Rust-level tooling. This isn't your grandfather's PHP.
So did we. Then we actually looked at it. Type-safe. Expressive. Modern. It just works. Watch me explain it.
This is what PHP looks like in production.
Route::get('/books', function () {
return Book::query()
->where('status', Status::Published)
->with('author')
->paginate();
});
it('publishes a book', function () {
$book = Book::factory()->create();
$book->publish();
expect($book->status)->toBe(Status::Published);
});
/** @return array<int, string> */
public function names(): array
{
return User::all()
->filter(fn (User $user): bool => $user->isActive())
->map(fn (User $user): string => $user->name)
->toArray();
}
One command. Zero config. Production-ready.
/bin/bash -c "$(curl -fsSL https://php.new/install/mac)"
laravel new my-app
cd my-app
composer run dev # visit http://localhost:8000
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